Tuesday, December 23, 2008

toilet paper, christmas, and nostrils. big ones

I'm so behind..........sigh
hmmm....
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thursday I went to fashion square mall and got a christmas present for hye soo. Which I will not say because she may read this. That night I went to a party with some people from high school. It was pretty fun. but...a bit weird.... There was high school drama crap floating around. but me and some people sat and talked for a while about such and such and my friends sandra and lexie told would start any conversation with "Alex has a girlfriend and her name is Lily" and I would say "hye soo" and so on.
Sandra and hye soo and I went toilet papering. It was beautiful. A wondrous sight. It swooped from branch to branch across the tree in a swirl of fluffy glory. The arch to the door was attacked. You couldn't even see through the towering white wall. Anyway, it was awesome.
then we had hot chocolate at my house. At this point I realized that it was 3 am and we were tired and.....so hye soo and sandra slept on the couch and I went up to my room.
To no surprise, hye soo and sandra talked about undisclosed (to me) stuff, about me. I would like to know but hye soo only will say that they talked about my ugly stages.
Friday we went to get breakfast at IHOP, we kidnapped erin and made her come as well. Pancakes and so on......
oh then we searched for the ballet studio that is talked about in twilight (stephanie meyer's parents dance studio) it was butt ugly and closed down and the biggest disappointment ever....sigh..... It was a good day though I make it sound like poop. I'm really dull and tired right now.
Saturday
christmas shopping. It happened. it's done. that's what matters.
On sunday my friend Sadie brought her baby to church. It is the most precious little child in the whole world. So........Sara and I skipped most of church and played with her (her name is lily). Good times. But sadie took her back.....
Monday
sat on my butt. did nothing. watched muppet christmas carol with my cousins and grandparents and family and so on. So. First of all, muppet christmas carol is the best thing ever.
The best is the scene with Belle leaves young scrooge and sings "the love is gone" and her nostrils go friggin nutso. They flap open and closed like those sea anemenies at sea world. They are gigantic, I think she uses them to create her vibrato and just sing in general. I don't know why she bothers opening her mouth at all for it. They were like their own little condos up there, kitchen, two bathroom, a couple bedrooms, the whole shabang. they were big. big nostrils, understand?
So, anyway. That seen comes up and we get all excited and.....boom. It ends. Nothing. Straight from goodbye ebenezer to poof magical ghost dust. no song. no. song. no bloody song. they cut the song!!!!! They cut my favorite childhood part from the DVD!!!! what is wrong with people??? You can't just cut an entire musical number!!! I don't care what the diameter of her nostrils are!! YOU DON'T CUT THE SONG!!!!
I am extremely upset and feel as though chritmas may very well be ruined forever.

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