walmarts, striped pajamas and toilet babies

I figured I needed some sort of breaking point in my epic tale, so I'm starting a new post

Sunday morning I woke up on the couch, tv still on, wondering what became of poor, obnoxious lois in her ugly night gown.
I opened the door and saw the winter wonderland that had plopped right on my doorstep. Also, on my car. again. I took and deep breath, surveyed the situation, grabbed my broken ice scrapper and began hacking at the windshield.
Finally, I carved a hole big enough that I could vaguely make out the colored blurs ahead of me and I began the journey home.
The hardest was making it out of cedar city and onto the freeway, I kept slidding and swerving. Once I reached the freeway things picked up, except for the fact that I still couldn't really see anything, especially since I had forgotten about my back windshield completely.
I passed a few little towns, some rocks and that big ugly walmart storage place and finally St. George. At this point the snow was started to melt off.
Well, the rest of the drive didn't really improve excitement-wise, just more towns, rocks and walmarts.
I stopped in vegas and went to church with Ambree and finished the drive home. which took forever. and sucked.
I drove up in front of my lovely, partially decorated with barf-lights, abode, where I opened the door to find a barfing father and an otherwise empty house. He answered the door and said he couldn't hug me cuz i would get sick so I just kinda waved at him and scooted past to dump my bags. The family came home from wherever, we ate, and talked, there was much merriment and then we slept.
monday. some man was fixing the bathroom and it was awkward. the end.
tuesday I hung out with hye soo all day. We wandered the vast land of scottsdale searching out entertainment. I showed her all of our snooty snob malls and hotels and we looked at clothes we couldn't afford, all that good stuff. Sadly it was raining so I couldn't show her a lot of the good stuff at the princess (this big fancy hotel). It was actually I pretty productive day, just in the fact that we weren't sitting on our butts watching return to neverland or rare diseases on TLC.
We arrived back at my house only to somehow end up back on the road on our way to get my entire family wendy's.
-oh side note-hye soo made me watch this horrible video of animal cruelty at chooseveg.com. it's the most horrific thing i have ever seen, so we both decided to try and stop eating meat.-
At wendy's we got like thirty number nines and a chicken sandwich and chicken nuggets for ourselves.
That night we saw "the boy in the striped pajamas" it was really good, but really sad and we both left in shock. So to get over the shock we played mario cart on my little brother's wii and I drove her back to her sister's house in Mesa.
Wednesday: sat on my butt. drove my sister to get pizza with her friends at one point (which consisted of her driving to peter piper while i rode passenger, me eating pizza she paid for, and her driving home as i rode passenger). Then I sat on my butt more watching shows about women giving birth when they didn't know they were pregnant with connie. Oh, this one woman went to the hospital and then thought she had to take a dump and "pooped" her baby out into the toilet without knowing it. that was pretty awesome
Today: see wednesday, minus the pizza